A Few Things:

The sound when I water the jalapenos in the mornings is loud and is crackly and is the noise of water being sucked into the ground.

I think good journalism or non-fiction is a combination of decent, exciting writing and a high volume ratio of interesting information--when the information supplied isn't expressly interesting, it is critical that the writing take its place in providing reader interest. I think that I can achieve that about %2 of the time.